Why Can’t You Remember Jokes?
It’s because you attach no importance to it, yet knowing a few (safe) jokes can help break the ice in a social or business situation. It’s also because you were never taught jokes at school or punished for not doing your joke homework.
This is another example of how you are not doing something because you weren’t programmed to do it. You need to break out of that mold.
(print out this list of a Man walked into a Bar jokes and keep in your wallet or purse)
- A Man walks into a bar and says ouch
- A guy walks into a bar. The guy behind him ducks. (This took me a while to understand)
- A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says: “What do you want?” The fish croaks “water.” (You must really croak this)
- A cowboy walks into a bar, dressed entirely in paper and gets arrested for rustling.
- A man and giraffe walk into a bar and get totally faceless drunk. The giraffe passes out and man gets up to leave. Barman says “you can’t leave that lying (lion) there.” Man says “it’s not a lion it’s a giraffe.”
- This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey, buddy, why the long face…
- A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him and says “that’ll be $25.” A minute later making conversation the bartender says “We don’t get many gorillas round these parts” The gorilla replies”I’m not surprised at those prices..”
- A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?” he asked. “No.” was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” the man said indignantly. “That’s not my dog.” was the answer…
- A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?”
- A Bear walks into a bar and asks for “A …………….. Beer” The Barman says why the long PAUSE , the Bear shows him his PAWS and says I was born that way!
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